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The best part of reading fics is getting inside of Snape's head
#this mf had to be funny#severus snape#snape#snarry#the courtship of harry#snarry fanfic#snarry fic#snarry fic rec#severus snape fanfiction#severus snape fic
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#i have no context for this#i just thought big ass red text saying āOOMFā was funny asf#woy#meme tag#? idk#pbj#making this made me realize they had the original ātheā in mf IMPACT FONT. hello
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crying and sobbing i was supposed to draw doodles of my ocs but instead all there is is Siffrin
they're so shaped i have to draw them
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100% :)
#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#my art#doodles#the brothers doodle was two sifs staring into the void and i just put them together#i realized afterwards it could be sif and loop after the shiny mf materializes again as another siffrin#they do not know how that happened or what that means#fun time for everyone involved#this screenshot is already two weeks old#i started a new playthrough because of course#and it is quite funny#on my first playthrough at 23 hours i had 23 loops in act 3#on my second one i had 145 loops at 19 hours in act 4#NOW at the end of act 4 i am going through the house one last time for fun i have 198 loops at 26 hours#the little mf knows that banana peel and dagger better than the back of his hand#my og playthrough ended at 89 loops#and even after i came back to act 4 to get everything i could at that point i got only to 130 loops#what i'm saying is that#my second playthrough siffrin the moment he learnt they're in a timeloop#decided to split his skull open on a rock over 100 times before they even reached act 3#god he needs help#someone take my siffrin away i am torturing them so much#anyway the reason i looped so much was mainly to talk to loop and get all the chats#also farm exp#getting to lvl 99 actually wasn't that bad#went quite quickly after 85#also why does mira need so much exp#just so we can suffer#anyway act 5 siffrin at 200 loops let's go
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my voice has started to drop and ive been in a near constant state of gender euphoria this week :DD
#im so happy (ā§āā¦)#i also disturbed the shit out of my jet lagged & sleep deprived little sister who hadnt seen me in weeks lmao#edit: but like imagine youre all kind of exhausted from work and holidays and heat and everything and when you come back home to#your transexual sibling you dont vibe too much with and the mf speak to you with another man's voice šš her face was the#funniest shit i cant wait to meet the rest of my family and see their reaction. its so funny cause plenty of them thought i had already#started hrt years ago so idk idk it's going to be funn
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ā ļø#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of āFUCK NOT AGAIN JFCā#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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Yay or nay to the cropped tweets for next time
(Part 16)
Also say happy birthday to my cat his name is Gur
#or don't this fatass bites my legs everyday#When we first got him he used to climb the curtains and shit in our fireplace#Like UP there too I felt like I was a 9 year old in the 1800s#mf had me in there like a reverse Santa Claus#He doesn't do his job either he just plays with the bugs#or he walks away#anyways#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb grif#rvb donut#rvb sarge#rvb simmons#tweet#funny tweets
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where should they eat ???
#persona#art tag#this joke has probably been made many times already#but i thought it was funny ok#this is what customer service does to a mf#anyway people on tweeter pointed out they could go for ramen#yeah fair enough but lmao i wasnt being serious#i also think it would be hilarious for them to go and makoto starts crying into his noodles#also idk how i feel about the white bg it feels a bit harsh#but i also couldnt work out a good colour for it#actually in my playthroughs yu was the MOST broke guy ever#i kept trying to win free drinks lol#im pretty sure i would also have had to mooch off yosuke
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at some point Andrew wanted to upgrade his flip phone, which of course meant he upgraded Neil's too. They got blackberrys (the one with the ball for the trackpad).
They would play the one singular game on the phone trying to one up each other, while waiting at airports and on the plane. Definitely prompted by Neil to distract Andrew, and he knows this but he went along with it anyways.
this mf <3:
#i had to research to figure out what phone i was trying to talk about but i still dont exactly know what this one was specifically called#i used to steal my mom's phone to play the game when we went out anywhere#i still remember being in sam's club and those phone seller ppl approached my mom being like you look like you need a SMART phone!#its so funny now that this was ground breaking at the time and considered one of the first smart phones#and yk what?! this is still my fav phone ever!!! i miss that mf so much THIS AND MY kyocera rise!! ugh </3#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE MAY 2022 WHEN I USED TO POST HEADCANONS OMFG#aftg#andreil#neil josten#andrew minyard#aftg headcanon
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man ššš#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa š and we get the true you back
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I haven't seen enough people talking about the fact that Nine was completely willing to leave everything behind, just to go live with some guy he just met š
I LOVE SONIC AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY but if I'm not getting the timeline of Sonic Prime messed up, I'm pretty sure he only knew Sonic for like, a few days at max? Before the dude got sucked into the prism shard, and came back weeks later.
Apparently that was enough time for Nine to make up his mind on Sonic, because even if he was slowly warming up to him before Sonic left, he suddenly came back and Nine immediately went "let's build a new home together in the grim!!"
AGAIN, I'm not sure if I'm remembering stuff wrong so forgive me but š As much as I understand Nine latching onto the first person that was genuinely kind to him, it was sorta funny how quickly it happened with Sonic to the point he wanted to include him in his new home. He even tried to make it more comfortable to Sonic by replicating elements from his old one.
Almost makes me wonder if Sonic would've stayed with Nine if he wasn't so sure that he could get everything back to normal :(
#q talks#sonic the hedgehog#sonic prime#sth#sonic#tails nine#miles tails prower#tails the fox#nine sonic prime#unbreakable bond#also another funny thing for me was that#nine just didn't care about the resistance#like even after sonic got involved he didn't give a FUCK#they could've just fought the council and died for all he cared#these people who he reasonably should've helped since y'know. the horrible conditions new yoke had#but NOOOO the mf wanted to do the found family trope with the blue gumball son of a bitch#/ref
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āDo you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?ā(Monaco 2010-2013)
#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it#but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing#but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy#like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it'#(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3)#i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it#im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond#nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me#btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological#sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell#i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system#monaco: all bangers all the time#also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops#sebastian vettel#mark webber#jenson button#nico rosberg#fernando alonso#martian#sebmark#sebson#webbonso#sico#f1#formula 1#monaco grand prix#monaco gp#we do a little bit of f1
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charles' terrible, not good, very bad coping with erik's death (it's been a slowburn of him not acknowledging it until he blew up)
#cherik#charles xavier#long post#so funny.#[guy clearly deranged] ITS TAKEN HIM SO LONG#MF HAD TO GO THROUGH A LIFE ALTERING MARVEL COMICS NEEDS MONEY EVENT#JUST TO BEGIN TO THINK ABT GRIEF#HES SOOOOO REAL#anyway here are the sources for all of these bc im insane#1) xmen red 7 2) immortal xmen 7 3) xmen red 9 4) immortal xmen 9#5) xmen unlimited infinity comic 62#7) immoral xmen 1 8) sins of sinister dominion 9) immortal xmen 11#10) xmen red 11#guy plagued w voices (thats me) (im the guy)
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Please Hasbro let the Shattered Glass version of Hardtop be named Softbottom. Please please please please!!!!! PLEASE, HASBRO I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!
#yes I'm a very mature individual#tf earthspark#come on guys this would be funny#maccadams#like- sir you named someone Hard-fucking-Top#we're not serious to begin with#transformers#shitposting#transformers earthspark#steel rambles#seriously I still can't wrap my head around tf name#fkn Hardtop I'm telling ya#mf destroyed bumblebee's voice box#then this is retconned and is now Megatron who did it#he had it rough in the comics#then he also loses his arm in tfe#PrayForHardtop#maccadam#shitpost#AH I FORGOT HE'S SWINDLE'S BROTHER
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Damn I canāt believe Todd folded that hard for Wallace Wells.
#Like bro was tonguing down Envy one minute then the next heās freakin Wallace(or is Wallace Freaking him?)#canāt exactly blame him tho. I had to pick one itād prolly be Wallace too#in any event dude should 100% lose his vegan powers cause heās 100% eating meat#seriously this mf was playing footsies with this mf and breaking down in front of his GF and everything#shame (and hilarious) that Wallace broke his heart#it was even more hilarious when Envy decided to wage war on Wallace via Ramona and a bunch of stunt doubles#funny ass ep. very entertaining#the plot didnāt move forward till the very end tho where we find that it was another vegan that snatched Scott#also Gideonās name here is āGordon Gooseā? no wonder he pulled an LTG and changed his name#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim#scott pilgram vs the world#wallace wells#todd ingram#envy adams
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10 year old me would be seathing right now if they found out I'm applying to college to major in the arts. Just saying
#personal post#also when i was 10 i proved id never get a time machine because i waited every day outside for future me to appear#and like now id be funny if the real reason future me never visited past me is because that mf would beat me shitless#like āhaha... remember how we promised ourself wed never go to art school... wellā#and id cease to exist lol#its okay because 10 year old me was also a judgemental bitch so#every age before my current age is awful (except 15 and 16. 15 and 16 never did anything wrong and deserve the world)#and anyway 10 year old me had no idea what they wanted to do with their life anyway so who are they to judge#fuck off 10 year old me mind your beeswax
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You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I will never ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your saviour has abandoned you
Fuck your god!
Your lord, and your Christ
He did this!
Took all you had and left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray, never
Taste of the fruit!
Never thought to question why
#OK HEAR ME OUT#I know this song is about MJKās mom but#S3 alhtred when Uhtred realised Alfred was really dying and there were still so many things that hadnāt said and done#do you see my vision#this song#this fucking song has been one of my favorite songs for years#but it was not until I was singing this song earlier that I realised it had the alhtredest lyrics ever#good job MJK and please come back and make another a perfect circle album I beg of you#BTW the never taste of the fruit part#my headcanon is Uhtred always knew there was something going on between he and Alfred#he KNEW Alfred loved him A LOT#he never called it out because Alfredās feeling was the most dangerous fire to play with and if he handled poorly everything would crumble#and honestly it already did in 3x02#but he also knew if he didnāt do something about it this pious mf would never confess even the tiniest amount of it#and now god actually decided to take alfred away from him when they might never see each other again#he just started cursing about the Christian god that made Alf this way and all that couldāve been between them#the last kingdom#alfred x uhtred#uhtred x alfred#tlk alfred#alhtred#uhtred#Spotify#a perfect circle#funny that this songās title is the name of Alfredās stepmom lol#music
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